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Issue 3 Vol. 3 Date: 87/06/28
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Written by Syd L. Bolton
Copyright (c)1987
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BBS FISH-ALONG TAKES A NEW
TWIST
Sat. June 27 was the third
annual BBS
fish-along-the-grand. However,
instead of catching fish, yours
truly decided he would try to
catch an usual species. The
"RUSS-FISH". This large
creature can usually be caught
in certain times of the year
around the BCI area, and in the
summer, near a pool. What bait
to use is perhaps the hardest
thing to determine. I used
"Miller Tall Boy", a large beer
can. However, after several
unsuccesful attempts, I was not
able to hoo a RUSS-FISH. Some
say my bait was not big enough,
not enticing enough. Others
say that the RUSS-FISHes just
weren't biting yesterday. Who
knows? If further development
takes place in the catch of
RUSS-FISH, you'll hear it here
first!!!
REAGAN-RAMMAGE
Jim Rammage has just moved
to the United States, to stand
alongside the U.S. president,
Ronald Reagan. Rammage is
apparently working on the SDI
problem. I have been examing
several satellites recently,
and I have noticed some of Jims
handywork. For example,
Aploplo 542 has 'Color '87'
written on the underside. Is
this coincedence? Could it be
that our Sysop is hoping for
soviet callers? Stay tuned!
RUSS MAKES IT UP THE HILL!
Yesterdays fish involved
walking down a VERY long and
fairly steep hill. No problem.
But getting back up!? YIKES!
I personally was in charge of
getting Mr. Russ up that large
hill. He just didn't want to
do it. So I tied a large can
of beer on a string, and
dragged it up the hill. Dave
ran after the beer, so I had to
run faster. Within two
minutes, we had made it up the
hill. And Russ was left with
the beer, me nothing!
LUSER OF THE WEEK
This week's winner is:
LARRY BARBER
Congratulations, Larry!
We all know how bad you want
that Amiga! So, for you, this
week, you win: A LARGE picture
of an Amiga, complete with
drool-proof plastic coating.
You also get the HOME version
of Wheel of Fortune (Vanna
White NOT included!), and an
invitation to Frankie A.'s
birthday party! Your prizes
can be picked up outside the
Amiga desk at Zoez, but you
can't take that home!!!
BRENT INVENTS ANOTHER LANG.!
John Brent has just
completed writing another
language! This one is called
"PICKUP", and boy is it ever
handy! The language can be
modified for use by both male
and female gender, however, the
stong lean is the male's
advantage. Here is one sample
program included in the
language:
100 ; PICKUP DEMO v1.2
105 ; John Brent (c)1987
110 LOOP IF seegirl=NULL
THEN GOTO LOOP
115 ASK "What's your name?"
120 REPLY = G$
125 SAY "Hi ";G$
130 ASK "How old are you?"
140 REPLY = AGE
150 IF AGE<16 THEN
JAILBAIT=1
160 IF JAILBAIT THEN
165 SAY "Bye!":END
170 ASK "Your place or
mine?"
175 REPLY = P$
180 IF P$="YOURS" AND
WIFE=HOME THEN END
185 SAY "Let's go!"
190 END
EDITOR'S NOTE: It's 6:30AM.
Wouldn't an
ICE COLD BEER
feel good right
now???
This is our 20th
issue!
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=== Look for Future Issues ===
=== COMING SOON! ===
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Permission to reprint this
article is granted to Color '84
users, as long as this notice
and the copyright notice are
included in the reprinted
material.